Once upon a time, on a spaceship orbiting Jupiter,
Joe Biden and his crew did gather.
The Christmas spirit was in the air,
As they prepared for a festive affair.

The crew was merry and full of cheer,
As they sang carols and drank their beer.
Joe Biden, the captain of the ship,
Had a plan to make the night a hit.

He said, "Let's make a toast to Christmas,
And to the joy it brings us all.
Let's celebrate the season of love,
And the blessings that come from above."

The crew cheered and drank their wine,
As they watched the stars align.
Joe Biden smiled and said,
"Merry Christmas to us all, and may the New Year bring us joy!"